{"id":62764,"date":"2025-03-18T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/?p=62764"},"modified":"2025-04-16T20:13:12","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T18:13:12","slug":"un-bus-pas-comme-les-autres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/2025\/03\/18\/un-bus-pas-comme-les-autres\/","title":{"rendered":"Un bus pas comme les autres"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Depuis mon adolescence, j\u2019utilise le bus, le pr\u00e9f\u00e9rant au m\u00e9tro souterrain qui occulte l\u2018animation des places et la vie des rues. C\u2019est dire s\u2019il m\u2019est arriv\u00e9 des aventures, souvent d\u00e9sagr\u00e9ables&nbsp;: pannes, accidents, arr\u00eats \u00e0 des terminus impromptus, invectives, empoignades vari\u00e9es et toutes sortes de situations impr\u00e9vues dont on nous dit maintenant qu\u2019il convient de les signaler.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Il y a quelques jours, j\u2019attendais le bus \u00e0 mon arr\u00eat habituel au milieu d\u2019un paquet d\u2019usagers auxquels ne vient pas l\u2019id\u00e9e de se mettre en file par ordre d\u2019arriv\u00e9e. Au contraire, il s\u2019agit de se placer d\u2019avance \u00e0 l\u2019endroit o\u00f9 la porte est suppos\u00e9e s\u2019ouvrir\u2026 quand le bus stationnera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"entrez-bienvenue\"><strong>Entrez, bienvenue&nbsp;!<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Le bus est arriv\u00e9, d\u00e9j\u00e0 bien plein. La porte avant s\u2019est ouverte. Le chauffeur s\u2019est lev\u00e9 de son si\u00e8ge en s\u2019\u00e9criant&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;Bienvenue&nbsp;! Vous entrez dans un bus sp\u00e9cial, <em>le bus du sourire<\/em>.&nbsp;\u00bb Pench\u00e9 au-dessus de la tablette qui le s\u00e9pare des passagers, il a serr\u00e9 la main \u00e0 chaque nouvel arrivant, avant de se remettre au volant jusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019arr\u00eat suivant o\u00f9 il a recommenc\u00e9 son accueil. Ainsi, d\u2019arr\u00eat en arr\u00eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur du bus, tout le monde souriait. Mieux&nbsp;: tout le monde se parlait.<br>Les uns avouaient&nbsp;: &#8211; Je n\u2019ai jamais vu \u00e7a&nbsp;! D\u2019autres&nbsp;: &#8211; Il est incroyable, ce type&nbsp;!&nbsp;<br>Plusieurs exprimaient un r\u00e9el plaisir&nbsp;: &#8211; \u00c7a fait du bien en rentrant du travail.<br>Certains rench\u00e9rissaient&nbsp;: &#8211; Oui, \u00e7a change des agressions verbales et des r\u00e2leurs.<br>Ma voisine a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de prolonger son voyage de deux stations, histoire d\u2019en profiter&nbsp;: &#8211; C\u2019est tellement rare&nbsp;!<br>La plupart ont oubli\u00e9 leur t\u00e9l\u00e9phone&nbsp;; ils s\u2019en sont pass\u00e9 sans m\u00eame s\u2019en rendre compte. Et les gens se c\u00e9daient leurs places&nbsp;: &#8211; J\u2019en ai profit\u00e9, \u00e0 votre tour, Madame.<br>Nous \u00e9tions aussi serr\u00e9s que d\u2019habitude, aussi encombr\u00e9s de paquets, de valises, de poussettes\u2026 mais joyeux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"la-ratp-embauche\"><strong>La RATP embauche<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019ignore si notre bienfaiteur chauffeur fait partie des nouveaux embauch\u00e9s que la RATP r\u00e9clamait \u00e0 cor et \u00e0 cri ou s\u2019il s\u2019agit d\u2019un \u201cvieux de la vieille\u201c fatigu\u00e9 de voir des faces de car\u00eame et des tristes mines ou d\u2019entendre&nbsp;: &#8211; La porte, chauffeur&nbsp;!<br>Je sais que ce monsieur a totalement boulevers\u00e9 l\u2018atmosph\u00e8re de nos habituels d\u00e9placements en bus, ouvrant non seulement ses portes mais les bouches, soudain pr\u00eates \u00e0 converser avec les inconnus qui suivent le m\u00eame trajet.<br>Chacun, en quittant le bus, hurlait&nbsp;: &#8211; Au revoir, chauffeur, \u00e0 bient\u00f4t ! Et plusieurs lui adressaient des signes de la main depuis le trottoir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00e9sormais, quand j\u2019attends le bus, j\u2019esp\u00e8re me retrouver face \u00e0 un chauffeur jovial capable de r\u00e9jouir tout le monde mais&#8230; On ne gagne pas \u00e0 tous les coups.<br>Le <em>bus du sourire<\/em> a fait du bien \u00e0 des dizaines de personnes.<br>Ne le r\u00e9p\u00e9tez pas, mais essayez\u00a0; il s\u2019agit de la ligne 92 qui va de la Porte d\u2019Orl\u00e9ans \u00e0 la Porte de Champerret.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"697\" height=\"511\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Vivre-ensemble.jpg?resize=697%2C511&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-36577 lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 697px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 697\/511;width:421px;height:auto\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Vivre-ensemble.jpg?w=697&amp;ssl=1 697w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Vivre-ensemble.jpg?resize=300%2C220&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Vivre-ensemble.jpg?resize=16%2C12&amp;ssl=1 16w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Vivre-ensemble.jpg?resize=640%2C469&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Vivre-ensemble.jpg?resize=450%2C330&amp;ssl=1 450w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 697px) 100vw, 697px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Vivre ensemble, sur Pixels<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div><div class=\"cats\"><span class=\"cats__title\">Categories<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/category\/a-la-une\/\" rel=\"category tag\">\u00c0 la Une<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/category\/chroniques\/la-vie-et-les-jours\/\" rel=\"category tag\">La vie et les jours<\/a><\/div><div class=\"tags\"><div class=\"tags__title\">Tags<\/div><a href=\"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/tag\/accueil\/\" rel=\"tag\">accueil<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/tag\/autobus\/\" rel=\"tag\">autobus<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/tag\/billetchroniques\/\" rel=\"tag\">billet&amp;chroniques<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/tag\/joie\/\" rel=\"tag\">joie<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/saintmerry-hors-les-murs.com\/en\/tag\/relations-humaines\/\" rel=\"tag\">relations humaines<\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis mon adolescence, j\u2019utilise le bus, le pr\u00e9f\u00e9rant au m\u00e9tro souterrain qui occulte l\u2018animation des places et la vie des rues. 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